Teelu ke kaarnaame

Teelu: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Teelu: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Teelu:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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Teelu on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons daughters r u all here?

Yes, Papa

Teelu:To phir barabar wale kamre

ka pankha Q khula hay ??

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Teelu 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Teelu ne jat ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

jat ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

jat ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Teelu ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar jat ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Teelu:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

jat:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi aapka hi khoon daud raha hay:)

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Teelu called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,

kya charges hongay?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Teelu: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Teelu: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho................ .

Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

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Teelu ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Teelu ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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Titanic K Sath Teelu Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Teelu: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda